We had it in our house for a while when I a little kid. Some memorable things were a teenage guy who would come with his mom every thursday, but we never saw them at the hall. This guy would bring a ventriloquist's dummy with him every time. There was also this nasty spinster of a woman with greasy hair that would without fail fart @ every meeting, much to my delight as a little kid.
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Book study in your home
by pratt1 in.
did anyone have the book study group meet in your home?.
my family had the book study group meeting in our basement and it was such a drag.. some of the reasons why it sucked.. the house always had to be spotless.. my mom insisted that there was always refreshments available for after the group meeting.. some dubs used to wander into other parts of the house, including my room.. if i missed the bookstudy because i was sick, some would actually come down to my room to talk.. there were many times when little things would go missing, glasses, magaizines, books, food, you name it.. people would check out my music and books all the time.. i have long since moved out, but mom still has the book study meeting there..
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I had an accident and did not know it!
by Sparkplug inso my insurance agent calls today and wants info on the claim that i took out yesterday on my car insurance for my ex husbands current girlfriend.
the way i was told is that they turned in my car insurance for me...(nobody else on my policy) in when they hit someone yesterday.. i explained that i was not in an accident, and that i hope that if she was driving that she has a licence...because she sure as hell does not have a green card!
she doesn't the way i hear it, she gets paid under the table.
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Low-Key Lysmith
Professor,
LMFAO!!!!!!
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Ever have something weird happen in meeting, with APOSTATES!
by free2beme ini was at a meeting one time and the elder was giving the talk on "sex and marriage" on a sunday.
i always hated this talk and the elder giving it always seemed uneasy with such a bold topic in a mixed age group.
well, right in the middle of the talk, this woman stood up and asked "so, are you saying oral sex is wrong?
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Low-Key Lysmith
A homeless guy wandered into our hall one Sunday afternoon, gibbered to himself, then started yelling obscenities, and finally loudly shat his pants. He was escorted out of the hall by my old man. Good times.
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What's the worst song you've ever listened to?
by JH inback in the mid 70's my sister won a 45rpm record from a radio station, and it was horrible .
the title is "don't worry kyoko" by yoko ono.
dont, dont, dont worry, kyoko.. mums only looking for her hand in the snow,.
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Low-Key Lysmith
Nice one Ev. Has anyone ever noticed that a lot of the Kingdom Melodies lyrics are written backwards (i.e. "steadfast we all need to be", etc.) I suspect that Yoda had some part in the writing of these songs.
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DRUG INDUCED DECISIONS...not such a good thing.......
by Sparkplug inwell i heard from my brother that a childhood friend that i write to (as he lives in prison) got his sentence.
first in texas there is a 3 strike rule.
so seeing this is his third strike and then some i do not know how that lucky son of a jw got an offer for only 9 years.
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Low-Key Lysmith
A good friend of mine got a DUI last 4th of July. HE BLEW A .38!!!!!!!!!. When he went to court for his scentencing, he did not expect to be breathalyzed at the courthouse and blew another .27!!!!! The judge was baffled and disgusted and came down pretty hard on him. The saddest part of this whole affair is that he had taken shots of Midori (nasty melon liqueur) because that's all he had in the house before he went to court. He attended all of his AA meetings and required classes, even had a breathalyzer installed (court ordered) in his car. He still went out and got lousy-drunk at least 3-4 nights a week. Some people never learn.
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What's the worst song you've ever listened to?
by JH inback in the mid 70's my sister won a 45rpm record from a radio station, and it was horrible .
the title is "don't worry kyoko" by yoko ono.
dont, dont, dont worry, kyoko.. mums only looking for her hand in the snow,.
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Low-Key Lysmith
Maybe I'm biased, but I think Kingdom Melodies fall under this category.
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ITS FRIDAY....................................
by defd inyabba dabba doooooooooo!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
whats everyones plans.
i am going to relax relax realx.. wife is out of town, so i might go to the bar( just joking) watch alittle football on sunday.
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Low-Key Lysmith
I'm going to work until about midnight. Once the witching hour rolls around, Ima fire up a nice Romeo Y Julieta Reserva Real (cigar) with a nice glass of room-temperature Laphroiag single malt Islay scotch, and a Terminator stout. Then I'm going to watch The Amityville Horror.
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Women sperm
by peacefulpete init was believed by many ancients that women had sperm emissions at orgasm.
(alcmaeon (about 500 b.c.
) believed the sex of a child was determined by whose semen was most abundant.
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Low-Key Lysmith
I think if your wife has a higher sperm count than you do, that's grounds for divorce!
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What's the worst song you've ever listened to?
by JH inback in the mid 70's my sister won a 45rpm record from a radio station, and it was horrible .
the title is "don't worry kyoko" by yoko ono.
dont, dont, dont worry, kyoko.. mums only looking for her hand in the snow,.
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Low-Key Lysmith
I don't know the title, but the "til the sweat drops down my balls" by Lil John has got be the most idiotic peace of crap to ever grace a recording studio. Actually all of the MTV style rap and hip-hop is entirely talentless and without any sort of imagination. You cant spell "crap" without "rap".
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How Different From Jehovah's Witnesses Are You Now?
by J Mason Emerson in20 ways jehovahs witnesses and christian witnesses differ
jws use magazines etc for studying the bible; cws use the bible itself for reading.
jws stay focused on lots of rules; cws focus on the principles of love, joy etc.
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Low-Key Lysmith
Hmmmmmmm......let's count the ways........
1. I am an athiest.
2. I adhere to the theory of evolution.
3. I celebrate every holiday I can get my hands on.
4. I couldn't give a shit less if my friend or relative is a homosexual.
5. I like to frequently engage in premarital, freaky, experimental sex with my live-in girlfriend.
6. I have graduated from college.
7. I like to watch "R" rated movies.
8. Hell, I like to watch "XXX" rated movies.
9. I don't smoke cigarettes, but I LOVE cigars and aromatic pipe tobacco.
10. I vote.
11. I stand up for the National Anthem.
12. My bad associations generally do not spoil my useful habits.
13. The last time I knocked on someone's door I didn't know, I asked them if they had seen my cat.
14. I thoroughly enjoy a filthy joke.
15. I do not wash windows for a living.
16. I do not base my descision on a new automobile purchase on how good a service car it would make.
17. I am not afraid of demons.
18. I dress however the f*ck I want.
19. I occasionally smoke pot and/or get drunk.
20. I do not fear or dislike Tuesdays, Thursdays, Saturdays, or Sundays.
21. I would not like to accept a congregation's love from French Haiti.
22. I have seen "the Excorcist".
23. I don't live in fear of stumbling my brother.
24. The last person I called my sister was my sister.
25. The only time I turn in my time is my payroll @ work.
26. If I care about someone, I go to their wedding regardless of where it is held.
27. If my life depended on a blood transfusion, you better believe I would take one.
28. I would never make it public knoweledge if I caught my buddy "punching the clown".
29. I think Kingdom Melodies suck ass.
30. I would never, ever, ever, shun my own flesh and blood for thinking differently than I do.